dailyshameless:

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Sex good? I don’t know yet.

adamsmasher:

cheeseanonioncrisps:

brawltogethernow:

brawltogethernow:

naamahdarling:

buc-eebarnes:

chaifootsteps:

cargopantsman:

callmebliss:

fanficmemes:

fanficmemes:

fanficmemes:

Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block

“Where’s the next chapter?!” Well buddy you’re never gonna guess

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What’s the comic sans trick?

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#i feel like someone just asked me to eat dirt for my health

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wingdings’ true purpose as a font

Wingdings holy shit some of y'all are on a whole different level of galaxy wizard brain batshittery and I am in awe.

Exciting. When I don’t want to see what I’m writing I just make the font color almost indistinguishable from the background color. (Do not do this.)

(I don’t think the secret to the comic sans hack is comic sans itself; I think it’s any deflation of being intimidated by your canvas.)

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Hold on I need to go look something up immediately.

Website here.

They also have the option to adjust the number of words you have to type before you get a photo, and you can now choose between kittens, bunnies and puppies!

I would always do most of my writing by hand first (even if it meant writing out “add citation later” or “add paragraph about X here”) cuz it meant I couldn’t edit while I wrote as easily. Helpful for just getting words onto page

sic-semper-hominibus:

manywinged:

looked up my symptoms on webmd and it turns out i have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations

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lunamothghost:

Me when the themes and motifs connect in my brain

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rustythefox:

Being on this website is fun because you can absolutely tell when a blorbo clicks in someone’s brain. You’re scrolling, and suddenly out of nowhere there’s like 12 posts about the same character back to back reposted by the same person, and you just know “oh. They’re a permanent part of their psyche now.” and honestly it’s a vibe go off king

azem-ghale:

caoten:

wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”

he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.

after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”

anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”

half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.

and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.

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mostro-rotto:

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È stupendo 😍

donald-trump-official:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

donald-trump-official:

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

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Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president

kuori:

Mitä hohdokkainta huomenta rakkaat ystävät, tänään olen löytänyt unelmieni maailman: BAUHAUSIN MAALIVALIKOIMA!!!!!!!!!!

MÖRKÖALT
RIGA ROMANCE, JOO JOO, NO OHO, NO NIINALT
IHANA, OJDÅ, PUSUALT
MURU, VI SES, OMG, CANOODLEALT

Ja sokerina pohjalla lempi sanani!!!!:

LÄMPIMÄMPIALT

mevil:

stupidwiiisdom:

mevil:

can zelda get him pregnant already damn

WHAT

can zelda (the princess of hyrule) get him (link the hero of legend) pregnant (cute 🥰) already damn (profanity)

songsofwaterandnight:

huffylemon:

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damn ok lake superior

Ok yeah that lake is superior

lemonemenom:

lemonemenom:

lemonemenom:

I’m starting to get smile lines.

How lovely to have smiled so often that happiness permanently etches itself into your face

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How metal to have lived a life where your face now pre-warns people not to fuck with you

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How resilient to have cared so strongly that empathy is now visibly displayed on your face

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